You know…..if I was a terrorist I’d likely start with….well I dunno…maybe I’d start foreclosing on people’s homes and pushing them out into the street where they’d be much easier targets.
Then I’d likely put considerable effort into devaluing their currency making it even more difficult to survive and provide for their families, all the while outsourcing all the manufacturing / factory jobs overseas, choking off any opportunities for employment.
At that point it only makes sense to make health care completely unaffordable, and perhaps I’d allow my friends running the insurance companies to just get away with murder there as well.
I’d kill education and even if education “was” available it would be far to expensive as….you can’t have “smart people” running around now can you?
Terrorist hate smart people.
Then if that wasn’t “quite enough” I’d likely look to monitor every single cell phone and email correspondence country-wide, looking to gather that information and use it to the best of my abilities to “really put it to em”.
Then…..just sit back in some overly priced leather chair…..write myself a big fat bonus ( somewhere in the 7 figure zone ) grab a little popcorn and watch the show.
Or maybe if I got bored, I’d throw darts at a map and look to find some other country to go and do the same in.
Sound at all familiar?
I encourage any and all to pass this one around a bit as what the hell……..perhaps I’ve now made the list on some “surveillance opp” having used the word “terrorist” in the title.
No wait……no “real terrorist” would ever be so dumb as to do that.
I imagine I’m ok.